Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHTJINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGHHappy fucking holidays.
So I’m bringing this back for the holidays.
love how cheerful the singer is that just makes the whole thing 198% better
Zayn in Little Things written by Ed Sheeran at the age of only seventeen.
(Source: priella, via society-murdered-my-innocents)
do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit
(via w----anderlust)
being a pessimist is great im always either right or pleasantly surprised
(via w----anderlust)
